Slave Wizard’s Daily Bondage

Well, I got the TGP updated today. Covered one lost day for content.

I didn’t get much done in organizing sponsors. Piddly little shit kept interfering.

Google AdWords, after I’ve this campaign with them for 6 months now, decided to stop my campaign for “grammar issues”. I know that Google is run by a bunch of wet panty liberals, but to go Soup Nazi over grammar? Bet they’re all fucking english majors over there. What is more useless then an english major??

NOTHING!

I had to call Overture/Yahoo about my ad campaign there. What the hell is the point of the internet if I have to make fucking phone calls?
To an internet biggie, no less.

I keep losing my connection. Every night bout 11. I don’t know if it’s just Typical Shitty AOL Service, or if the jihadis I cussed are “attacking” my connection. (Around the beginning of June, a bunch of Moslems burned an American flag in NYC, so I sent them a link where they could watch other jihadis get shot to pieces by American troops). If it is them, that’s all they can do. I know they dont have the balls to do a whois and find my address and have a personal discussion. But why expect courage from cavemen with AK’s that stick their women in potato sacks, and only go to war by bombing civilians?

I should have my first DK gallery submitted to The Hun by early Tuesday morning. I need traffic!

At least I’m over the latest insomnia attack.

I think.

And I don’t mean the company.

I’m still working on putting the 2257 noncompliant sponsor material in a decent order. I’ve taken the pages down, but I’m still weeding out content from my info (can’t use it, so why have here on my computer).

I found a sponsor I signed up for from 5 months ago and never used. They’ve got some good FHGs.

Here’s my suggestion for newbies on sponsor organization.

Open a spreadsheet. Password protect it.

On the first worksheet, create a template for sponsor info.

You’re going to want —
-the sponsor name
-your account ID
-any additional account ID, keys, or whatever
-the site logon URL
-login name (if not your account ID)
-password ( in Mozilla, there is an inherent password manager - between that and the bookmark manager, you’d never need to open your spreadsheet for logging on!)
-support, admin, and/or account emails and contact info
-your linking codes (remember to verify that it’s YOUR ID, if you’re pulling your links from a generic page)
-room for banners
+ most apps should let you hot link to the image file, or cut/paste into them
+ banner info/banner, i.e. pixel and disk size
-a list of sites under the sponsor you’re going to use
-an area to record or hotlink to (another spreadsheet)sales data
-an area to record or hotlink to (another spreadsheet)traffic data
-an area to record or hotlink to (another spreadsheet)submissions to TGPs/LLs
-an area to record or hotlink to (another spreadsheet)2257 data, if necessary
-FHGs/hosted sites/text links
+add a column where you can see on which days you’ve used FHGs, if you have a fake TGP
-a list of URLs that you’ve built for this sponsor
-the disk location of content you’ve got from them
-you may decide to add text copies of sponsor info emails and weekly newletters to the very bottom
-anything else you can think of

As you sign up with each sponsor, copy your template to the new worksheet, and add your data. That way you’re not digging through a jillion documents, or spending all day logging into every unfamiliar piece of account info you run across.

“Oh yeah, I remember signing up with these guys!”

I’ve got over 60 sponsors I am (still) putting together. Thank G*d a good chunk of them are on CCBill.

I had to take the Amber Alert ticker down. I couldn’t get it to behave, and I was spending way too much time screwing with it. A project for later.

On the TGP, I just cut and paste an earler update; from a month ago. No time so far with all the other crap I need to put into order. I STILL haven’t got the DK material put together.

Still organizing.

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I see I picked up some RSS readers today. Welcome aboard, and feel free to add suggestions.

I mean for my blog to be a personal journal, but if I can provide any useful info to the webmaster world, and especially porn newbies, that makes me a happy camper.

I haven’t done much over the last 2 days except organizing:

Links
Bookmarks
Sponsors
SW I’ve downloaded (I must have had 10-15 litle gizmos waiting to be played with)
Company paperwork
Submissions
Galleries I can’t use anymore
etc
etc

And there’s still about 2 days left of work to do - NOT including what should be the daily work of porn.

Thus leading up to the point of this post.

ORGANIZE before you jump into the game. I was in such a hurry to get moving that I didn’t bother to set up a framework to work in. I would just open a spreadsheet whenever an immediate need for organization came up. Now I have 20 spreadsheets in two different apps that I need to work on coagulating (can’t remember the right word).

MS Exel is a good one. Quatro locks up too much, and I’ve lost data twice (luckily it was gaming crap!)

MS Access is GREAT. If you know how to set up a database, nothing beats Access for a desktop DB. It suffers a bit on a network, but for a small biz, single user type, it’s perfect. Even if you don’t know how to program DB’s, the wizards do most of the work for you. (I’m an MCP in SQL Server Admin, and 60% of what I know came from playing around with Access DB wizards).

Mozilla has a shitload of apps - err, extensions that simplify Internet organization.

If you organize what you’re going to do, it makes keeping track of things much easier. I.e, I signed up for way too many sponsors, b/c I needed hosted galleries. There are some of them I still haven’t used due to the fact that my tracking system (AKA improvise, adapt, overcome) wasn’t ready for the amount of data I was collecting.

When you’re simply filling in a format with data, it’s a lot easier then sitting there with something on the clipboard, and trying to figger out the best place to paste it.

Organize now, or jump through your ass later.

I just started playing with it today (AOL is confusing with multiple windows, and IE eats up way to much memory and locks me up).

Mozilla…
loads faster then IE
isn’t locking my computer up after opening more then 10 windows
really handles the bookmarks well - very easy to organise.
password manager with a master password - FUCK YOU exel spreadsheet

(no, I don’t mean that, you know I love you exel)
(besides, I still need you for backup)

OTOH, after looking at this blog from a Mozilla window, it hits home how much browsers differ. I thot I was doin OK while I surfed it in IE, so sometime in the future I’ll put aside some time to clean up the blogs formatting.

I started cleaning up 1000s upon 1000s of IE bookmarks, stuff I never finished, and just signed up for the Top 100 Adult Blogs.

So give me a vote, and get me some traffic.

I need it :>

Phil was able to get the Bondage Escape post in; we had to rename the pic extension to LOWER CASE jpg. No big deal. I’ve still got to get Phil the list of pics, and reformat them, but that will be later tonight. I wasn’t all that impressed with the traffic.

I spent most of the day screwing around installing Smart Traffic Trader; and puttering around trying to get to know it. I had used CJ Overkill before, but they were taking their traffic cut from my INCOMING traffic, not my outgoing traffic. The only partner I had info for was Empire Kink, so I’ll focus on getting them traffic. I will be using a mirror site for incoming trades, but I’ll be sending traffic out from both “main” pages. I don’t want a PHP page for my index.

I tried installing a hard link exchange script, but it didn’t play, and I had to work on the TGP.

And last, but not least, MAYBE the 2257 regs on on a halt for the moment; should know by tommorow.

I promised some more DK pics, but the size is still too big. When I have time…

I am sitting here under a nice cold breath of wind while blogging. I bought a shitload of coax and some extenders, and ran the cable connection up to my room (where the AC works!).

Why didn’t I think of this before? My brain has been worth ratsquat for two years now, at least. I think I’m getting back two or three brain cells

I didn’t punch holes in the walls, and run it proper - I just ran it through the living room, and up the stairs. My bedroom walls already look like shit from my half-ased installation of eyebolts into the studs. And I’ve STILL only hooked up one chick to em :>

Oh yeah, I still can’t post to Bondage Escape. I gota have the webmaster tell me how I’m screwing up my pic formatting.

Other then updating the thumb page, and researching some keywords, I’m done for the day. I picked up the rest of the Diana Knight pics (the 35mil) and WOW. I might just put up a sneak peak for you manana.

I am gonna watch the Spurs kick the shit outta some yankees, and drink some beer.

Nice cold beer in my nice cold room.

My partner account with Bondage Escape was approved….

and I can’t post from AOL. Some jerkoff hacker was fucking with the site, and the webmaster just disallaowed IP’s from AOL. Thanks, hacker. Now I gotta go somewhere else to post, or maybe I can get Phil to post for me.

Hackers should have their elbows and knees busted, then they should be thrown into a river. Repeat until the fuckers quit floating.

Phil shot a cutie on Sat. She will be opening her own web site under the Fat Boy Wins banner.

She’s just going to be doing an amatuer site. Maybe I can talk her into a few spanking and bondage pics, neh?

Well, off to update the thumb site, it’s been 4 days.

No, I haven’t been passed out in my own vomit, and stale beer!!!

I was at my folk’s place, setting up their wireless network.

As far as work goes, I got some time in studying SEO. It makes more sense then it did before, but it still seems like it’s set up to enhance cheating by those that know the game. Consider how bad Google is at giving accurate search results has gotten over the last year. DMOZ is backlogged with page inclusion requests, and doesn’t seem inclined to add new editors (need I say I was turned down again, lol).

So I’ve spent some good time optimizing my sexslavestgp.com site, BUT there is a lot of work yet to do. I had spent $100 earlier this year having a service company do it (plus creating a banner for me), but they did a REALLY SHITTY job of it from the tools I’ve been using. I need to dig for the name of that company, and I’ll update this post with it so you all can avoid the dipshits.

I had to pull two links from my site; some webmasters don’t even have the courtesy to respond to a simple email. I don’t mind having my site declined to trade links with, but if you are going to require that I link first, I expect to hear from you that my site is too small to deal with. IF you are a webmaster, and want to trade links with any of my sites, email me (dig thru my site lists on the right, emails will be there). I guarantee that you will get a response. I may not be professional sounding, but I think simple courtesy is more important that a pretty sounding form letter.

I also set up two new blogs at blog-city, but I haven’t really worked on them yet. One will be about how badly Google sucks (Alta Vista and Yahoo show I have over 50 incoming links to sexslavestgp, but Google shows… 0 )and the other willl be a daily posting of BDSM pics. Ahhh, my first really pornographic blog.

I am too chilled. Went down to the local restraunt and ran ino an old buddy. I had a few beers, and now I’m sippin a glass of sweet pinot noir. Mondavi select, wait I just checked private selection. Damn better then the coastal.

One glass a day, coz I can’t drink worth a shit now. My buddy wants to put a $100 into the biz, and I’ll sell him the stock. As I told him, the biz is lookin better, but there’s no money goin be in the till for a long time. I’m makin 70/month now, depending on renewals.

There was some good lookin stuff down there, but I’m not in the market for a woman these days unless it’s just one night, OR she don’t might a porn and whore monger slurpin on her lil pink bits.

No work tonight, I think

I spent all day trying to put together an app for a Bondage Escape partner account. I had to use fatboywins instaed of sexslavestgp coz they didn’t accept TGP’s as a partner account. I would trade traffic, but I don’t have any

Anyway, AOL crapped out about 10 times, and I compounded that by fucking with my IE settings: I was trying to get FrontPage setup so that I didn’t have to close out and reopen FrontPage everytime I wanted to publish a different page. I fianlly resolved that. I just don’t understand how I did it.

Technology has spent all day trying to fuck me, and I still have two days of updates to do on sexslavestgp.

I spent the last two days cleaning up my sites for 2257 adherence. Ughhhhhh. The reason it took so long to do it was the fog that ran in front of my eyes I was trying to read the new regs. You can cloud over your own eyes by reading the new regs here.

Now are they clean? I sure as shit hope so. Trust a fucking burrocrat to put things simply. I can see the point the DOJ is trying to hit, closing the loophole for secondary producers (those who host images, but don’t make em) that the 10th Circuit opened in the Sundance case. It makes things complicated. I ended up just dropping all gals that I don’t have the info on, including about 10 sets I bought from Fetish Brokers that they never agreed with me on that I NEEDED that fucking info. I’m waiting for their response (again)in light of the new regs.

Now are the new regs going to end child porn? Nope. This country doesn’t have the balls to just smoke child molesters out of hand. “They’re siiiiiiick, waaaaaaaaanh”. Fuck em, shoot em in the fucking head and be done with it. We don’t even have a good resource site for reporting child porn, and IMMEDIATE response.

I downloaded child porn once from Kazaa; relax, I thot it was bondage, it wasn’t labeled right. It scared the shit out of my having that filth on my computer. I was lucky that my tenant was a cop, coz I asked him what the hell to do with it. Just delete it was my answer. It turns out there is no resource to identify locate, and capture the shitheads putting that crap out. THAT is the way to end that shit.

Since I haven’t posted in a while about whores, I’ll do it…

in the morning.

Edited 6/14

Or two days later

The last time I tried to use a whore was in Feb. I made the arrangement, had 500 bucks ready to go, and took a Viagra. I planned on a loong session, hahahaha.

Then she had a car accident, and I was sitting there with a Viagra-on, and 500 bucks. I ended up at the tittie bar. NOT a good idea with a raging hardon and a lot of cash.

It ended up OK, tho. I spent $200 “getting to know” a dancer, and $300 for some relief after work. I only got to go twice, she had to get home to her hood rat boyfriend. But I thanked her profusely, believe me :>

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I can’t drink anymore. I slept all day. Thank G*d no nausea, lol.

All I did today was to update the TGP, and pause my Ask Jolene account. I had to take down some galls, and I didn’t want to get a bunch of 404 errors.

BTW, if you want to make money off of your 404 errors, you can go here. There is a modifcation to your .htaccess file to make, but they’ll show you there.

I woke up at 1145. Checked email, looked at the responses to my CozyCampus question, and did something I don’t recall right now, but probably had no effect any way.

I took a break bout 1 (remember no AC, and I aint frying my comp), went upstairs, cleaned sexslavestgp.com up as far as the new 2257 rules go.

Came down about 3, still to fucking hot, so I cleaned up the house a little. Said fuck it, I’m tired of water I NEED a cold beer. Got a call from friends, comin over. I’m ahead on my work (LIE!), so I watched a movie, and drank some more beer.

Now they’re here, and the spurs are on. Oh shit, more beer.

Well at least I got the TGP updated

Here is an app you can use to keep track of your 2257 info in compliance with the new regs going into effect on the 23rd.

My 2257 Records

I was declined for the ODP editor spot I had applied for. I applied for a slot with too many editors

Here is the second app - for the Adult Conventions directory

What is your Internet experience?
Provide information such as your experience with the Internet, similar interests, etc.

I am an adult webmaster, and have had sites on the web since Sep 04. My sites focus on the bondage niche. I also try to keep up four blogs, covering newbie adult webmastering, politics, gaming, and football. I have been using the web since 1996.

Why are you interested in volunteering to be an editor for the ODP?

I believe that it will increase my capabilities as a webmaster, both by seeing what is new in the industry, as well as watching the development of new styles of webmastering.

Explain your interest in the subject of the category for which you are applying to edit:
For instance, indicate whether you have professional experience in this field, or whether it is a personal hobby or interest.

I am applying out of profesional interest. Both as a webmaster, and as a past member of the IT industry. In addition, I have produced bondage content.

Sites with which you are associated:
Please give details, including URLs, of any sites that you own or have designed or promoted, either in full or in part. Also, mention whether you have contributed content to any site, and give URLs as appropriate.

My hub site is www.sexslavestgp.com. My other sites:
www.adult-porn.biz
www.fatboywins.com
www.cuffedlatina.com
www.shortfatcorporal.info

I am affilated with over 30 sponsors whose sites I promote via the TGP.

My blogs:
http://whoremongering.blogspot.com
http://shortfatcorporal.blogspot.com
http://wwiigurps.blogspot.com

My submissions:

I currently promote http://www.fetishcon.com/ on the TGP.

I have no affiliations with the other sites I submitted.

Submitted Sites

URL #1: Title: Description:
http://www.fetishcon.com/
Fetish Con 2005
Yearly convention featuring bondage models and producers. Also holds workshops covering aspects of the adult industry.

URL #2: Title: Description:
http://www.eroticaexpo.co.nz/
Welcome to Erotica Expo
New Zealand convention promoting U.S. porn stars. Includes entertainment for men and women.

Before I cool my brain off, here’s what I did today-
Cleared out the biz email
Set up with two more sponsors for the sexalvestgp page (I’ve got enuff gals to update with 20 gals a day, I need to start doing that)
Applied as an editor to ODP - they’re understaffed, and I need more exposure to the biz.
Studied SEO more, and it still don’t make any damn sense to me. For example, I’ve got 19 incoming links to this site on yahoo, but google shows 0. I submitted this site to google LONG before yahoo.
I recieved my sales permit today, so I can start direct sales to content brokers on the DK stuff.

AND, I’ll be getting a check from CCBill for 36 bucks, woohoooo!

Hopefully I’ll be getting 25/month from recurring.

Gotta go, my brain just mel……

I submitted my first gallery to The Hun today.

http://coolgirlsnude.com/succubus.htm

Let us see what happens.

And I slept for 11 hours last night. I’m feeling much better now.